FARTS, WARTS & ALL

CLUMSY...
You probably always suspected that fat people are slightly untidy and clumsy. Well, you were right. They are. Not because they want to be, but because, well the body just kinda begins to dictate what gets done... or not! Suddenly you are not as "streamlined" so the clothes fit, albeit in an untidy, frumpy way. That's when you stop tucking in your clothes then start wearing tents and such!

FARTS R' US
And they fart. Yes. These little silly 'puffs' escape a lot more. I guess it 's because there's a lot more pressing down on the stomach! Fat, flab, flesh... stuff like that. A fat person has issues. They are thinking how to control the next fart when others are thinking more grand stuff like, "how to change the world". They are thinking how to get out of a tricky, "farty" situation when it is clear that they are the most likely culprit. They develop the "look". It's the same look you have in the plane when the seat-belt won't go round. It's the "what-are-you-looking-at?" look. It dares you to stare at the farter. Or better still it says, "I know you are thinking (and knowing) that I am the farter... but you and I know that you can do nothing about it. So there!"

WARTS R' US TOO!
Warts and all sorts of other skin 'things' begin to appear too! Suddenly your skin is complaining and totally confused. The stretch to the skin was bound to have consequences, I guess. It can only take so much! The cellulite(s) become well defined and recognizable buddies. You can practically name them... "Oh hi, Timmy Front-Thigh!" Or "How's the day, Flora Back-Arm!" And you wonder why I am doing the fat breaking massages?!?! It's to kill every last one of those taunters! And we are getting there! I have asked the torturers to introduce rolling pins... Yup, absolute pre-meditated murder, no less! Yup, I'm willing to do the time! LOL!!!

HEY, IT'S DAY 18!
It's Day 18 and I've lost 6.6 kg in all. Well, the target was 20kg in 3 months... All things being equal, yours truly will meet and surpass the target! What do you think? Have a great weekend!