MOMMY YOUR ARMS ARE SOFTER
"In fact your whole body is softer!" I smiled as Bube said this because I knew why the body was so soft. Every muscle on my body knew why it was softer. Every pore on my skin understood why everything is soft and pliant! The torturers have been doing a great job, innit?!?!!? I block my mind to the pain when they start... even though they tell me, "Ah Madam, you see, you are getting used to it!" Truth though is that no skin can take that plumelling and stay the same. My worry is... so I am softer... is that a good thing or a bad thing for fighting flab? My friend told me yesterday that she hopes I won't get chicken arms! I hope not too!! I am intensifying the weights at the gym but each time I look at the sheer size of my arms, I worry. Like, where will all that meat vanish to? I wish... Oh I wish I never got here!!!
1.4 kg GONE AGAIN
Well, It happened. I lost it again. Was not sure if I would this time even though I was really good with the diet... (salad for the 2 days). As usual I spiced up the salads to make em more interesting
VEGETABLE SOUP WAHALA
As we speak, Aunty Cook (That's my cook) is on her way to my office in tears and in a taxi! What happened? Hmmm! Gist de come! She entered a bus to go get the stuff she needed to make my soup. But it was a "one chance" bus! Hmm. One Chance buses refer to these buses are run by armed robbers who pretend to be genuine buses until the bus is full...at which point they announce their identity and begin to rob the passengers. In some extreme situations, they actually deliver passenger to ritualists and so on! What can I say??
We thank God for her life! And for her "rickety" phone! They threw her phone back at her as "worthless"! I tire...
4 comments:
Glad to read that Aunty Cook is OK...and that you also lost (1.4kg). Well done, keep it up. Anyi kwu gi nazu
(Chikere) Aba Boy, I visited your blog this morning and I absolutely love what you are doing there! I will spend a bit more time later tonight and see if I can suggest areas of further enhancement. It's a goldmine. Jisi ike
Uloma, Daaaalu. Used to blog under the name Ababoy, but gave up. Loved doing it and may come out of retirement. Thanks…and good luck with the program.
Thank God for Aunty cook o!....Phew!
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