Sunday, May 9, 2010

SOME OTHER THINGS FAT PEOPLE ARE MUM ABOUT

TUMMY DICTATIONS
The tummy grows into an adult bodypart! Yup... It grows into an independent strong-willed adult with a mind of its own. That's when you begin to realise that you can no longer rollover in bed without its permission. Or get up from a low chair without its consent. It pratically begins to order you around...

PEOPLE REACTIONS
You walk past and you see those people looking at you like you are diseased or something. Someone I hadn't met for a long time just looked at me (after he recognised me... hadn't seen me in about 6 years) and went, "Ah, Uloma!!!" about 6 times! I had to say, "It's okay, you can say it! I have changed! I have trippled in size... Just get on to a next sentence already!" Some braver people especially women you don't know from anywhere just walk up to me and say, "Mba nu! You can't do this to yourself! See this Uloma, Chidi's wife... Agbani Darego! Mba nu. Food cannot do this to you!" LOL! I have heard all sorts

OTHER CONSIDERATIONS
Dear, dear dh... Long suffering dh

LOL... later guys!

1 comment:

ababoypart2 said...

I wouldn’t bother with/about people's reactions, I am sure you are not too bothered. The only reaction/bother that matters is yours. As we grow we change, in UNN you were without doubt many miles finer than Agbani Darego…
No distractions remain focussed.
Dh?

Chikere