THE ZONE OF PAIN
I was there for my 'fix' today. The capable hands of my torturer did not let me down!She kneaded and pinched, punched and tugged, rolled and squeezed every part of my body... even parts I did not know existed! The SSS don't need to look any further... She will get the truth (or lie) out of anyone with her mastery at pain infliction! Ok... you get the picture! "Auntie, lie on your side... sorry eh? Ok, on your back... Don't worry, you will get used to it, eh? Ok, on your tummy... should I use the rolling pin?" Kai... wahala de!
NO SHAKING!
I was wondering what was in her mind as she pinched and tugged. "Stupid woman! How did you let yourself get this big? Can't you turn away from food? Tufiakwa! See her hands... See even her head is fat! Mscheeeeeew. I wonder if she can even complete the three months. She looks as if she likes food! Orobo woman!" And as she jeered and shouted these unspoken words I was even more challenged. I will beat this. Every mouth that has spoken ill of my discipline (or lack of it) will marvel at what's gonna become of me! Yes o!
FOOD!
Then I get to "Matron". She congratulates me for losing 2 kg. Never mind that she was the same one that promised me 4 kilos when I signed up and paid the huge cheque. (And trust me guys, I stuck to the plan like my life depended on it... liars!). But seriously 2kg in 2 days ain't that bad, right? Nice jump-start into the program! She gives me a new cocktail of herbs and unnamed potions and says the magic word... FOOD! Yes, my diet is 2 Cucumbers in the morning. One soft moi-moi in the afternoon, and another at night. Bliss! I get to chew! Was beginning to feel like a 2-month old baby with all those fluids!
Didn't bother to ask what to expect this time. Will just stick to the instructions... They say "Jump!" And I ask "How high?"
Didn't make it to the gym this morning thanks to a terrible downpour... maybe tomorrow!
See y'all!
4 comments:
2 kg is a healthier weight loss in my opinion. Keep it up! You want long term results not short term abi?
Great start sake'm!...you just knocked off in a few days,my 1 month target?...Good job girl!hang in there,i already see the "paul robeson" uloma in a short while!...em well,not exactly that?...but pretty close!....jisike my dear!am still tuned in!
Ulo 2kg in two days in not bad at all. Keep it up girl you are on the way. Its not so bad, like u said, you get to chew.......whew.....
2kg in 2 days ain't that bad at all....The food regime seems pretty unsympathetic, but if it does the trick and gets you to where you wanna be, then stick with it....
I am inspired by this blog. There are bits and bobs that we all want to change in our lives, with a bit of dedication, discipline, sacrifice and having a goal in mind, we can all can get there…Well done Uloma…I will be glued to this channel.
Chikere
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