THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!
I added 2 kg. I will go through all my Saturday and Sunday "intake" so we find where the 2kg came from
SATURDAY MORNING
Should have had... 2 cucumbers
But had... a bowl of cucumber and (1/2 a green) apple salad with a little dash of low-fat mayo. Oh, and I cut up a pepperoni sausage in it! Oops!
SATURDAY AFTERNOON
Should have had... 4 spoons of "oil-less" beans or a moi-moi
But had... A moi-moi and this lovely veg thingy (Courgettes/Carrots/Cabbage/Green and Red peppers) tossed in soy sauce
SATURDAY NIGHT
Should have had... 4 spoons of "oil-less" beans or a moi-moi
But had... (Well I did attend a dinner)... fish peppersoup, then moi-moi and leftover veg at about 10.30 when I got in from the party (not good!)
SUNDAY MORNING
Should have had... Carrots or Cucumber sticks or one green apple
But had... One pepperoni sausage
SUNDAY AFTERNOON
Should have had... 4 spoons of "oil-less" beans or a moi-moi
But had... (now remember i was visiting the kids in abuja) Up to 4 sausages (I didn't have the hotdog buns so it was ok... just protein, right?) Up to a dozen honeyed chicken wings (sigh... tasted too good to stop). Up to 3 pieces of fried chicken. Now wait for this! Up to 3 puff-puffs! One smoked chicken breast (at the airport). One flavoured bottle of water... (Sweeteners not allowed... only natural honey). And guess what? I got back at about 10.00 p.m and still had the moimoi and veg
LOSER, RIGHT?
Let me guess, you are all thinking, "Come on... you ate more than even those of us that are not on the diet from hell! I'm a bad bad girl! My torturers were just as mad at me. The massage today was purely punitive. She said, "Auntie, I never work today. Only one customer don come. So I get energy well-well. And you know say this 2kg must commot for your body!"
PAWPAW THERAPY AS PENANCE!
I am on pawpaw therapy for 2 days. This means...hmmm! It means a bowl of pawpaw in the morning. Swallow half the seeds in the afternoon. Boil the skin and a pawpaw leaf and drink for dinner. Hmmm... make we de see! I just had the "dinner" and it tasted vile! Alive! Almost as bad as the aloe-vera juice I had once...
I am back to being a good girl. No more creative departures from the diet! Wish me luck
3 comments:
For your further punishment, add a glassful of bitter leaf juice, 3 times a day for the rest of the week. Bad, bad girl :(
Sunday Afternoon...that was almost 'maxing' it out. I think you are still on the right track though. I wish you luck.
"The massage today was purely punitive. She said, "Auntie, I never work today. Only one customer don come. So I get energy well-well. And you know say this 2kg must commot for your body!"....lol, evil peeps...
Swallowing paw paw seeds? Boiling the skin and leaves and drinking the water? This weight had better be rolling off! What kind of suffering is this?
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