HEADACHE
I have a headache and I am still having dizzy spells. It is not only because i am hungry... though I am, it is because of a really horrific story that I am going to tell you now.
NO MORE, I PROMISE!
Let's get that out of the way first. I will never put myself through these Wednesday night sagas ever again. These potions are indeed lethal and could well cost one her life! Hmmm! Story de come.
VISIT TO THE LOO: TAKE 7!
Needless to imagine, sleep was not entertained at all last night. The turmoil in the belly was on "surround sound" levels! The trips to and from the loo were incrementally lengthened. Each time, coming back to the bed took longer... and seemed further. On the 7th take I knew I was done-for. Nausea set in to complement the runs... I rushed for a bucket and began to wretch... that was all I remembered before the blinding headache and realisation that I was on the cold floor. I must have passed out! Ok, I know I passed out. Not sure for how long! Woke to a bump on the head and a pain in the right shoulder. You can close your mouth now...!
A RECAP ON INTENTIONS...
For the record, i am NOT masochistic! I am NOT an extremist in any way. I am however quite the weight-watch abandoner! I am aware that there are healthier, longer methods of achieving this desired purpose but I have neither the time nor the patience. Worse, I lack long-term commitment. Having said that, I do intend to stay alive so I will be picking and choosing my 'solutions' a bit more.
Don't cry for me... Fabulous and Flabless will 'happen'! On this blog
NB
Yeah, I lost 1.5kg overnight... Or was it 2kg?
6 comments:
Uloma,
Now this is serious and scary! Your life is more important than your current weight loss procedure, biko.
There must be better ways I guess. Heard of some slimming pill called Alli…don’t know much about it or whether it works. I saw this advert on TV yesterday and remembered you.
Like you said, Fabulous and Flabless will 'happen, but please, not with that potion!
Chikere
Ulo, my mouth is not open. I have horrible, fear-induced chills all over my body. Uloma, see me on the ground. I take God beg you, please stop this insanity. I will buy Healthe Trim and send to u. You can do this in a better way. You know what foods to avoid, you exercise. People who take Healthe Trim swear by it. Please leave those murderers that want to kill you. They obviously have a quota of deaths per month you are helping them fill. Your family wants you alive, please.
My wife does P90 but that one is serious hard work .. Yeah there are actually prescription meds that u can take that manage your appetite ..
I guess if you try something that does not work for you you u can move to plan b ..
ULOMA!!!!....now this is desperation!...i am not comfy with this anymore!...ulo,achieving your desired weight,is one thing,KEEPING IT OFF!is another challenge?please stop these poisons!i shuddered when i read about your bruises?this cannot be healthy if you have to have such volatile reactions?....sake'm,please re-assess your chosen method?..it does not sound too safe?please?....you can do it safely?...still cheering you on though;you can do it!(without the witchipu's and thier evil potions!)
@Bisi what is P90? Will google it now. Not looking for new remedies right now, though...
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