I AM NOT YOUR MUMMY!!!

JUST BECAUSE I AM "ON THE BIG SIDE"
Was going past some kids who were selling stuff and they were calling on me to buy something. "Mummy, come buy! Mummy, na original one!" Now, maybe I am really getting very touchy these days but I nearly slapped the kid! Who is your Mummy!??? Idiot! I have always said of weight-loss victories (no matter how small) that they are so overrated! Once a woman start attending the aerobics class frequently for a week she decides that she can now show off her arm in the bright red tank top... or tuck her shirt into her pants... and knack belt on top! It's very psychological! It becomes annoying therefore when a stranger (who has no idea where you are coming from!!) looks at you and calls you "Mummy!"

LIFESPAN OF HIGH-HEELED SHOES
Wondered why my high shoes get wobbly and old before i have worn them well enough. If my friend (and co-sojourner) had not mentioned this I would never had made the connection. She said she wants to lose weight so that she can fit into her clothes and stop wobbling on highheeled shoes. Yup! Fat people also have balance issues!! We tend to be balancing our bulk on stilts when we attempt high shoes. Thank God for the return of platforms and scholls etc... very fat-friendly! LOL!!!

GYM TENACITY
One question for the skinny people I meet and leave at the gym every morning. "What is it?? What is pursuing you from your house??? Who is putting you through this physical torture??" I get to the gym at 9.00 am and you are there! At 8.00 am you are there! At 7.00 you are there? Na wetin??? I spend 1 hour at the gym and I am prepared to go, and you start on a new machine and set the time on 45 mins! You no get work?? I spend 45 mins on the treadmill and I am wilting... but 2 hours after you are still sprinting like you just got there!

You know what? These people are no inspiration to me! If anything, they kinda dampen my hope! I can never have as much time as they seem to have (Is that what's required???). Most books and trainers say 3-4 hours a week, but they do this in a day, and everyday. And they are already Size 10!!

Ok... I have vented! I shall persevere! Wednesday water today...