I DID WEDNESDAY WATER TWICE!
My people, I did say I am at break-point! I'm at that stage when I become terribly undisciplined and then things begin to go down-hill! I need your prayers! Can you imagine that I decided that I was a wise woman who could beat the witches at their game. I collected the wednesday (brown, smelly) water and decided that I can have a nice binge before drinking the poison. I did! I had 3, not one or 2 but, 3 cobs of freshly boiled corn. I even had both ube and coconut (thanks to Aunty Cook who decided to spoil me - afterall I asked for corn!).
Anyway, this is me thinking, "well since the smelly poison water is going to purge me anyway... I might as well eat anything I wish, then I drink the "Purge Juice"..." Wrong move! I drank the poison and... nothing happened! No, you must understand this. The usual acid trail started at the back of my throat, down to my stomach but apart from on "normal" visit to the loo... nothing happened!
I spent the night knowing that I had all that poison inside of me that needed to get out! Hmm... by morning I opted to have a self-administered 'mild' enema... No way I was going to have that poison in my tummy for that long! I felt better... psychologically at least! But there was the little problem of 2 kilos...
WEDNESDAY WATER: TAKE 2!!
At weigh-in yesterday, I had lost 1 kilo. Hmm, I thought... not too bad. But I needed the 2nd kilo in this "make-or-break week"! I complained that the wednesday water did not work and that I need to repeat it!! Couldn't believe the words were coming from me! But it worked! They gave me a second dose. Took it last night and again... It did not quite purge! I think my body has gotten used to the poison...
What new trick can I find?
1 comment:
Yeah, I think your body & Poison are now in sync...unless the poison no be original!
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