IT'S PREMEDITATED
I picked up the poison today. I knew that if I picked it up then I would be more inclined to take it, innit? So she looks me in the eye, the chief torturer, smiles (I can swear I detected an evil glint in her eyes!) and she say, "Drink it. It will help you!" Of course it will help me, I think furiously! It will help me stay up all night making dashes to the loo. It will help me appreciate how big my house is, as the loo becomes farther and farther away from my bed. It will help me realise that sleep is a good gift from God, when you have it! It will help me... I guess it will also help me get the much needed 2kg shift!
THE PSYCHING
Been walking and jumping up and down! Talking to myself in the mirror. Convincing myself that I have to do this and that I can! Besides I had a piece of KFC chicken this afternoon... make that 2 pieces. Figured that I could afford a slice of heaven since I was headed to hell later! I must flush that out!
THE "KNOWING" THAT IT IS BAD FOR YOU!
No sleep tonight.
THE "GOING AHEAD"
2kg loss is ringing in my head! Nothing else matters right now!
THE REGRET... IF YOU LIVE TO HAVE THEM!
I have set it all out. The poison. The toothpaste on toothbrush to brush immediately after. The spoon of natural honey to further dull the taste. And of course like every other good suicide... the suicide note for DH.
No looking back... Details tomorrow!
4 comments:
Done it!
It's like when there is peace before a storm. I know what's coming but we ain't there yet! But just so you appreciate it even better... at this point, my throat is on fire. It is almost pulsating. there is an uncomfortable (probably acidic) warmth that is going down through the alimentary canal... when it gets to some point, it opens up the pathway and then keeps it open until morning!
I wonder if this program is NAFDAC certified! LWKMD!!!
I won't say anything. Just let us know you are still with us tomorrow. And just for the record, though? I DO NOT approve of this Wednesday water thing. That said, I won't say anything.
I have been reading all the vlogs i missed and i must say i am very very proud of you Ulo. I really wish i could do it but i dont think i can.
Am sure you will be fine with the water. once its been taken the rest is a piece of cake. will bbm u in the morning to make sure u are ok.Well done.....am getting increasingly jealous and cant wait to see you.
luv me
This ‘poison’ - any chance of posting a picture of it…Maybe Oyibo land don spoil person, but I am not too sure about this liquid sha.
Just noticed, today is the 17th, you posted this on the 16th!
For those who are worried – Uloma is fine, she posted on facebook today (17th).
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