I'VE SEEN IT ALL!!!

CASTOR OIL
Have you ever imagined dissolving candle wax then drinking it cold? That's what it feels like to drink Castor oil. But trust me now, I went and did some research and found that it is one of the most effective ways of pushing food out of your tummy real quick! So i found out where it is sold and proceeded to buy and try it out. It is a thick oily drink that is ghastly to drink. It is absolutely tasteless but a thick oily substance that is pretty difficult to swallow. But come on, this is me, the swallower of much worse substances! Does it work? No idea yet but will let you know by morning...

STRESS AND DIET
I don't know about other people but I have seen that it is impossible to take on physical or psychological stress on an empty stomach. I had a really emotionally and physically draining day and that "No-food-on-Friday" crap just was NOT going to work! By the end of the day, I had wolved down 3 sausage rolls, one quartered chicken, 3 oranges and 2 diet drinks! I still had a headache!! Yes... you guessed it, that's how come I decided to try out the castor oil! I had sinned greatly!

HOPE IT WORKS
I have done too well to lose it all in one day of stressfulness. Not sure how much I have lost but it is increasingly noticeable, I think. I look forward to seeing the boys on Sunday and having the 'Ooh' and 'Ah' at what Mommy is looking like now.

Thanks guys!