Some of these diets we get into are straight from hell… but we love them anyway!!! (Don’t nobody preach at me about #LifeStyleChanges and the other #SlowAndSteady diets) We are the die hard “we must suffer” kind of dieters who have to feel the pain to “know” that it is working. Maybe you get it. Maybe you don’t. But it doesn’t matter.
So, about the catheter…
Can you believe that I have finally succumbed to
WEIGHT-WATCHING DIET: Powered by Haters? Yes oh! I blogged once about the pain
an overweight person goes through when they know that they are being talked
about (all the time) behind their back. It hurts. What hurts most is knowing
that perhaps, tables turned, you will do the same. That makes forgiving them
easy! Even at my size I find myself seeing an overweight person at IHop and thinking,
“E still de chop?” This weight thing sha!
But haters are different!
Reconnected with some “old” hater-friends who said to my
face after someone paid me a compliment on an apparent bum-shrink. “Well, she
has lost a little sha. But it doesn’t show. Lots of work to do! Are you still
exercising?” Hmmph! I wish I could wave a wand and get this bulk off but in the
absence of that I gotta starve to prove the point that I can do this!
So, about the catheter…
This liquid diet, Master cleanse, Lemon Cleanse so-and-so
means that I’m peeing round the clock! Drinking liters upon liters of various types of poison! Well, mostly lemonade and some maple syrupAwesome when you lose 10kg in 10 days
but how do you manage through the night?!! Dh may not understand bed-wetting by
a “nearly 50 year-old wife”!!! Would you? So here’s the plan… a catheter. That
way, I’m still mobile but less anxious about what could happen.
9 comments:
LOL!!! You don kolo!
I feel you every bit of the way. Dem skinny people cant identify with what you are talking about. I wish there was a wand one could wave and viam! The extra meat drops off my bones.it could be really irritating when you starve and starve and yet look and feel the same each time you look in the mirror while some people around you eat all they want without adding anbounce ooouch! The envy of it!
I feel you every bit of the way. Dem skinny people cant identify with what you are talking about. I wish there was a wand one could wave and viam! The extra meat drops off my bones.it could be really irritating when you starve and starve and yet look and feel the same each time you look in the mirror while some people around you eat all they want without adding anbounce ooouch! The envy of it!
Lol. Ulee o! U no ho kill person. But I so feel u on the haters.
However on the catheter thing, what happens when Dh gets frisky at night?
Ije, I don kolo true-true!! Hunger does that to you!
Nelly!!!! The thing gwuru ike! And no matter how you try to pretend that you are still confident and it does not matter... In your quiet time, the haunting starts again.
Uzoechi, ideas are welcome...
Uloma, Biko you won't kill somebody with all this your write up. But true to it you have a point .
Biko pee away. It's not safes for women to hold their pee oooo. It causes UTI. 🚶🏽🚶🏽🚶🏽
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