HALLO HALLO!!!

DEM DON COME AGAIN
One good thing about going somewhere for a 2nd time is that there are no surprises. For me what has made this 2nd missionary journey possible is the fact that I am coming back from a sojourn in the recent past that is even worse than my earlier conquests. What the hell am I talking about, right? Ok I will explain! I have returned to the TORTURERS… yes, I did! I came to terms with the fact that I am unable to walk the path of weight-watching on my own so I sought help… again!

WELCOME BACK PACKAGE
2 new faces but witches all the same. They warned me that this will be a little more difficult this time… Don’t I know it!??! The torture was, Oh-my-God!!!! Pounding and kneading and pinching like she needed to prove a point to certain parts of my body. You guys really need to see these girls at work. They keep doing their thing, pushing your limit until you wince in pain.

THIS IS IT
I won’t be doing this ever again! I intend to do it right. But never again!!! Whatever I weigh at December is what I weigh.

LAGOS GO HEAR AM!!

SUDDEN AWAKENING!
Just suddenly occurred to me that I might just be able to crack this and actually lose enough weight to become 'a new creation'- Lepa candy, Agbo nma, suzzy, oma uma awu aru! Guys, do you know what that means? Hmm! I would worry if I was you o! Check am now! As a plus size, I still wear pretty much everything I want to wear. I of course make sure that I do not go OTT but I, you know, I take it there!!

WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN...
(Remember that song?) If I now lose weight, and really begin to look like Tyra Banks again (wink wink) who will be able to hold me down? Poor Chidi!! That's why they say that we should be careful what we pray for, abi?

WAKE UP!
Ok, that was a nice dream. As for reality... it is one day at a time. And trust me guys, the days are loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong!

10 DAYS... 10 KILOS

Hi guys!!! I'm back!!! The short break went on to last over 6 weeks but I am back!!! Trust me it was a silly break and things went out of control pretty quickly!

GOODBYE TORTURERS!
At first it was an excuse around the children. I couldn't find the time to visit my flesh-pounders because my car was permanently at the beck and call of the boys. It was tough trying to add my schedule to theirs! Okay, this is not necessarily an excuse but it's a genuine explanation for why things changed.

IRRESPONSIBILITY
For some reason, when I am bad, I am horrid! Why?? I really don't understand myself but the minute I started to allow myself a spoon of rice, I decided it was time also for chocolates and ice-cream! That's my greatest worry about myself and this whole 'quest to change the lifestyle'. I will have to plan a sensible (for me) weekly diet program at the end of all this (when I achieve my set target) that allows me 2 irresponsible days or meals or treats... It's gotta happen!

LEMON CLEANSE
Today, I started the lemon cleanse. I decided to do the 10-day cleanse before I head back to the torturers. I might resume the flesh-pounding, but not the poisons at this time. Will do that in 10 days!

Are you guys with me? You know I need you!!!! Especially now that I don't even have my Cheer-leader Bube...